Boo.

The following is a situation we've all been in:

I'm at the movies with my dad and I had to use the restroom. So I went into the 'Ladies Room' and went in the stall and you know....sat down in my little cubicle to do my thing. And as I'm sitting there there is a little blast off apparently going on in the stall to my left, cause I heard the infamous rocket-fart that you have before you...ya know, (GO NUMBER 2) and then I just hear wishy-washy spattering after that.....sick. So I'm starting to bite my lip at this point to hold my laugh in cause as fucking nasty as the whole thing is....you have to admit, the noises created by shit-making is pretty funny. I couldn't believe that someone with as much indigestion as this woman had felt like it would  be okay to do it in a public bathroom. I mean, come on...where are your manors? First of all you have to be considerate of the people in the surrounding stalls comfort. Nobody wants to hear the aftermath of a bad choice of food you made earlier that day. And most importantly you have to understand the cruelty of the "Oh Shit Surprise"...you know when someone enters a stall but immidiately jumps out grasping for air because of the sick fumes you left behind.

Please be polite, and keep your public load light.